Me: Oh that's great, where is it?
GLW: They've found a venue in Surrey.
Me: Fantastic, not too far to drive then.
GLW: No. It's a two hour service though.
Me: TWO HOURS???
Me: What on earth are they going to do for two hours?
GLW: Lots of hymns, and music.
Me: Ours lasted fifteen minutes! If that!
[Self-congratulatory bit snipped]
Me: Can I take a Game Boy?
Me: If I draw a sudoku grid or two on my arm before I can solve them during the sermons.
Me: Well it's only two hours I suppose. And they are nice people. Is there a party afterwards?
GLW: There's a ceilidh.
*name has been changed to protect the guilty.