It Is The Best Ones (freakytigger) wrote,
It Is The Best Ones
freakytigger

Weddings: Dud

Good Lady Wife: Hildegard* has set a wedding date - June next year.
Me: Oh that's great, where is it?
GLW: They've found a venue in Surrey.
Me: Fantastic, not too far to drive then.
GLW: No. It's a two hour service though.
Me: TWO HOURS???
GLW: Yes.
Me: What on earth are they going to do for two hours?
GLW: Lots of hymns, and music.
Me: Ours lasted fifteen minutes! If that!
GLW: Yes.
[Self-congratulatory bit snipped]
Me: Can I take a Game Boy?
GLW: No.
Me: If I draw a sudoku grid or two on my arm before I can solve them during the sermons.
GLW: No.
Me: Well it's only two hours I suppose. And they are nice people. Is there a party afterwards?
GLW: There's a ceilidh.

*name has been changed to protect the guilty.
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