ELK ROKK ([info]freakytigger) wrote,
@ 2009-02-20 10:46:00
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[info]carsmilesteve
2009-02-20 11:17 am UTC (link)
are these from dinosaursfvckingrobots.com?

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[info]freakytigger
2009-02-20 11:18 am UTC (link)
Not directly cos my work blocks that business-critical site.

They're from a tumblr (stellavista.tumblr.com, an excellent source of images which updates too often for me to follow it)

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[info]dubdobdee
2009-02-20 11:21 am UTC (link)
tarkblr!

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[info]awesomewells
2009-02-20 11:40 am UTC (link)
I have stolen this incredible picture for wider Facebook distribution.

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[info]freakytigger
2009-02-20 11:41 am UTC (link)
WARN THE PEOPLE

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[info]piratemoggy
2009-02-20 11:38 am UTC (link)
well the bear cavalry's in trouble now, innit.

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[info]icecoldinalex
2009-02-20 12:36 pm UTC (link)
who is this handsome fellow?

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[info]amuchmoreexotic
2009-02-20 01:26 pm UTC (link)
"Well, Comrade General, the T-72 assault has failed... Yes, sir, the entire motorised brigade, all gone, incredible as it may seem...

"No, the upgraded armour did defeat the creature's hadron-vision beam, just as our scientists predicted, but then... Permission to speak frankly, Comrade General?

"Thank you, sir. It fucked the entire brigade. I mean, literally, it copulated with all 80 tanks. The scientists think it can somehow ejaculate explosively formed penetrators made of plutonium.

"... Only one survivor, sir; he's in decontamination now, and they're not sure he'll survive the burns long enough to be debriefed. There's also suspected combat neurosis: the medics report that he can only say one phrase, over and over. 'Please, Mormradon, not on my face.' "

Edited at 2009-02-20 01:28 pm UTC

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