Ben H (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} amuchmoreexotic) wrote in freakytigger, |
"Well, Comrade General, the T-72 assault has failed... Yes, sir, the entire motorised brigade, all gone, incredible as it may seem...
"No, the upgraded armour did defeat the creature's hadron-vision beam, just as our scientists predicted, but then... Permission to speak frankly, Comrade General?
"Thank you, sir. It fucked the entire brigade. I mean, literally, it copulated with all 80 tanks. The scientists think it can somehow ejaculate explosively formed penetrators made of plutonium.
"... Only one survivor, sir; he's in decontamination now, and they're not sure he'll survive the burns long enough to be debriefed. There's also suspected combat neurosis: the medics report that he can only say one phrase, over and over. 'Please, Mormradon, not on my face.' "
"No, the upgraded armour did defeat the creature's hadron-vision beam, just as our scientists predicted, but then... Permission to speak frankly, Comrade General?
"Thank you, sir. It fucked the entire brigade. I mean, literally, it copulated with all 80 tanks. The scientists think it can somehow ejaculate explosively formed penetrators made of plutonium.
"... Only one survivor, sir; he's in decontamination now, and they're not sure he'll survive the burns long enough to be debriefed. There's also suspected combat neurosis: the medics report that he can only say one phrase, over and over. 'Please, Mormradon, not on my face.' "
