He said "Tom you'd better try to drink less** no matter what you do"
BUT HE'S A FOOL
*or rather she.
**actually she didn't say this at all, she signed me up for some kind of Get Wandsworth Fit course and will let them do the dirty work. The whole check-up experience was very nice, my blood pressure, blood sugar etc. are all fine and basically my only problem is that I'm a fat pig. Which I knew anyway so didn't come as much of a blow. I was even pleasantly relieved to find that my weight hadn't tipped a particular psychological important barrier, well not yet at least.
***this is accurate though.